Thursday, May 16, 2013

Let's teleport

I can't think of a superpower that would be better than being able to teleport. So many people would rather be able to fly or go invisible but none of that compares to teleportation.

Think of how trouble-free it would be to get places. I'd be at work instantly. I could visit friends and family in no time. I could magically appear for dinner. I hate traveling more than anything when I go outside. It takes up a huge chunk of time.

Having the ability to teleport means I could go anywhere in the world that I wanted to. It wouldn't cost and dime and it would take seconds to get across the world. I can't think of a single thing that would be more amazing than that. If I chose to live in another country I would still be able to visit my friends quickly. Or I'd be able to still have my job even if I lived in England. Long distance relationships would cease to exist.

Now I really am getting sad that teleportation isn't even a thing. It would make my life a lot better. I bet people always thought that we'd have teleportation or something by now. We don't even have anything like flying cars yet. it doesn't look like the future is unfolding the way we had expected it to.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


When I graduated college I developed a coffee addiction. Many people become addicted to coffee because the caffeine gives them an extra boost of energy. In my case, caffeine has never affected me in that way. Coffee has never given me that buzzed feeling which is probably not conventional.

The reason that I love coffee so much is because I love the way it tastes. I just love coffee in all kinds of flavors. I love that you can drink it hot or cold. I love the feeling of waking up in the morning and having a cup of coffee while I read the news. Who would have known that I would become a coffee drinking adult because I certainly didn't.

I even want to make some coffee right now even though I am writing this in the middle of the night. I could drink a zillion cups because I love the way it tastes so much. This plausibly means that there is something wrong with me. There could be other things worse. There are people who drink many cups of coffee through out the day and I simply have one or two in the morning. The fact that I can only figure out how to create one good cup at a time stops me from over drinking I think. I suppose that makes me the winner doesn't it?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

No drinking

I do not comprehend why so several people enjoy to drink. Alcohol has constantly been hyped up so when I was a kid I was expecting it to be this incredible thing since so loads of people were crazy about it. I thought something marvelous would happen the first time I ever had a drink. When I was in high school essentially everyone I knew wanted to drink all of the time. I never participated in anything like this. I'm not sure why but I guess I never was interested.

I didn't have my first real drink until I turned 21. I hated the drink that I ordered that night. It was upsetting. People kept telling me that it was an acquired taste. 4 years later I still don't comprehend what the grand deal about drinking is. It tastes vile, it's really expensive, and being drunk is actually the worst thing in the world. So what is it that people enjoy?

I'll merely take a drink if it's yummy and the chance of that is rare. Wine is really wonderful. I could drink it all the time. And margaritas are pretty amazing tasting as well. Otherwise I really don't get drinking.

One amazing thing is that there is still so much pressure to drink even as an adult. Whenever I don't have a drink everybody will continuously ask me why or offer to buy me something. I think the only way that I would be able to get people to shut up would be if I told them I was in AA. Maybe that is going to be the new thing I do. I can't believe as an adult I still have to do things like this.

In other news, I found some cool tea info here random I know.

Talk to me

Like most girls in the earth, I adore accents. Although I don't think that most girls have the problem of their adore of accents getting in the way of their love lives. I can't imagine getting married to anyone other than a man with a charming scottish brogue. I get gloomy when I hear American accents because they just don't sound as nice. I don't need to date myself, so I don't care if I am being hypocritical since I have a stupid accent as well. So there. But you know what I mean.

I had a vacation in scotland and I know that it would have been easy to fall in love with anyone there since the accents were so outstanding. I think if I lived in scotland I would find the adore of my life in no time. Coming back to the states was sad because of the change in accents. It's outstanding how the way a person talks can change the way you perceive them in general.

I'd like to know where I got this adore of accents from. Is it that people just like things that are different? You accent really has nothing to do with your personality. There are unbearable people in this world with scottish accents I'm sure. So it remains a mystery why I person's accent can so much affect your outlook on an individual.

It would probably help me if I didn't watch so much British television all of the time.

Monday, May 13, 2013


I think wishlists are the coolest things ever. I guess it could be worse, and I could be spending my money buying tons and tons of things. Instead of purchasing all of the things on a website I like putting the things I like onto a wishlist. Is it usual to do something like this? It seems like a weird quirk.

A lot of times I will make accounts on several websites just to make wish lists. I wonder if there is a site that allows you to manage one wish list. That would make my life so much more simpler. I'm sure there has to be one. I'll have to remember to check that out.

The major obstacle with this kind of habit is that once I am ready to make a purchase everything on my list is out of stock. It's not fun.

These are the little things that bother me in life. A sad addiction to coffee and wish lists. First world problems websites exist for people like me.

Now if you don't mind, I am going to go and make myself a nice warm cup of coffee and then I am going to spend three hours on urban outfitters saving shoes to my list.